I'm
not
you!
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1st thing
snakes are deadly
While some snakes are highly dangerous due to venom or constriction, the vast majority are harmless and will only bite defensively when threatened, cornered, or handled. Globally, only about 15-20% of species are venomous
second thing
you might be a snake
Scientifically, a human cannot physically transform into a snake. Biologically, the two species are entirely different, and no known medical process can alter a person's DNA, or organs to turn them into a reptile.
third thing
are you deadly?
While physicaly vulnerable compared to many apex predators, humanity's high intelligence, tool use, and cooperative nature make us the dominant - and often the most destructive force on the planet.
So you think this is ridiculous?
Let's have
a boring time.
Commotion
Devolution
Connecticut
Eye Solution
TR-808
One of the most iconic and influential drum machines in music history - heard on many albums.
TR-909
After the TR-808, an iconic hybrid drum machine - and one of the most recorded in history.
TR-727
A mid-1980s digital drum machine used in early Chicago house, acid house, and 80s pop.
TB-303
A legendary analog bass synthesizer introduced by Roland in 1981, it was a commercial failure
Some nice
questions
First Question
Q: Are you a space alien?
A. Nope.
Second Question
Q: How many people hate you?
A. Somewhere between 3 and 2.
Third Question
Q: Is Number Wang a real game show?
A: Shitty-six
Fourth Question
Q: Do you think culottes will come back in style?
A: Were they ever not in style?
Fifth Question
Q: If you could have any super power what would it be?
A: The ability to ignore.